Gossip
Feedback: Yes, please!!
Rating: PG
Category: MSR- Humor
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine; XF characters belong to 1013 Productions.
Summary:
“You
knocked me up, Mulder”
Notes: Written for the Haven Talk To Me Challenge.
Elements :
- written all in dialogue
- using these words : congratulations, sunshine, leather, attic, Bermuda Onions
Thank you Tali for betaing this baby.
***
“Hey,
have you heard the news?”
“What news?”
“Spooky knocked up the Ice Queen!”
“Yeah right”
“I swear! I was
running by Kim Cook’s office, you know the little blonde, Skinner’s
assistant?”
“Don’t get
sidetracked, Janet I haven’t got all day”
“Sorry…so she was talking with Doc Ice and I kind of heard her saying
congratulations for…”
“So you believe that the Ice Queen is
pregnant because she was congratulated? It’s a bit far-fetched, even for you
Janet!”
“Let me finish! I saw her in the cafeteria the same day and she was feasting
“So what? Anying more convincing?”
“Last night, I saw them! Spooky,looking good enough to eat with his leather
jacket on, holding Doc Ice‘s hand calling her sunshine and all other kinds of
disgusting pet names! They were in that new antique shop, the Attic, and they
were looking at a beautiful carved crib. Enough proof for you?”
“We’ll know soon enough. Gotta run. Thanks for the coffee Janet!”
“You’re welcome Teresa…oh hello Agent Scully”
***
“Scully, what’s up?”
“You wanna hear the latest water cooler gossip?”
“Aliens landed on The White House?”
“Better than that!”
“What could be better?”
“You knocked me up, Mulder”
“Huh?”
“Janet and Teresa from the secretarial pool again!”
“Oh…and did I?”
“Nope. Not that we didn’t try…hard”
“I love it when you talk dirty to me, baby. Lock the door”
“Rule number one, you aren’t allowed to baby me in the office…”
“Rules are made to be broken…”
“Mulderrrrrrrr, we are already late for…oh yessss…”
“I‘m going to knock you up, Scullee…”
“You just want to get …into my pants…”
“That too…”