Gossip

Feedback: Yes, please!!

Rating: PG

Category: MSR- Humor

Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: Not mine; XF characters belong to 1013 Productions.

Summary: You knocked me up, Mulder”

Notes: Written for the Haven Talk To Me Challenge.

Elements :

-         written all in dialogue

-         using these words : congratulations, sunshine, leather, attic, Bermuda Onions

Thank you Tali for betaing this baby.

     

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“Hey, have you heard the news?”

“What news?”

“Spooky knocked up the Ice Queen!”

“Yeah right”

“I swear!
I was running by Kim Cook’s office, you know the little blonde, Skinner’s assistant?”

Don’t get sidetracked, Janet I haven’t got all day”

“Sorry…so she was talking with Doc Ice and I kind of heard her saying congratulations for…”

“So you believe that the Ice Queen  is pregnant because she was congratulated? It’s a bit far-fetched, even for you Janet!”

“Let me finish! I saw her in the cafeteria the same day and she was feasting
Bermuda Onions! Miss yogurt and salad eating grease,can you imagine?!”

“So what? Anying more convincing?”

“Last night, I saw them! Spooky,looking good enough to eat with his leather jacket on, holding Doc Ice‘s hand calling her sunshine and all other kinds of disgusting pet names! They were in that new antique shop, the Attic, and they were looking at a beautiful carved crib. Enough proof for you?”

“We’ll know soon enough. Gotta run. Thanks for the coffee Janet!”

“You’re welcome Teresa…oh hello Agent Scully”

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“Scully, what’s up?”

“You wanna hear the latest water cooler gossip?”

“Aliens landed on The White House?”

“Better than that!”

“What could be better?”

“You knocked me up, Mulder”

“Huh?”

“Janet and Teresa from the secretarial pool again!”

“Oh…and did I?”

“Nope. Not that we didn’t try…hard”

“I love it when you talk dirty to me, baby. Lock the door”

“Rule number one, you aren’t allowed to baby me in the office…”

“Rules are made to be broken…”

“Mulderrrrrrrr, we are already late for…oh yessss…”

“I‘m going to knock you up, Scullee…”

“You just want to get …into my pants…”

“That too…”