Jo's Miscellany

Sometimes a fish is just a fish.

Some of these exist only on here because they were intended to be ephemera. I'm not (truly) ashamed of anything I've written. This is a collection of stories written spur of the moment, for spur of the moment reading. And yes, I know author's aren't supposed to say this, but some of them still make me giggle. Others still say things that I wanted to say.

If you like these, please feel free to wander the other pages, who knows what you'll find!

Asked for It - Almost Unique to this archive
Rated R | 20K | Category SA | October 97
A deliberately perverse response to a fanfic challenge that asked what if Scully was being abused by a dodgey boyfriend and FM came to the rescue. Mulder gets stalked by, then attacked by, an insignificant other. Scully attempts a rescue.

I'm not usually a paragon of political correctness but sometimes I like to slow people down a little.

Brain Says Yes - Mind Says No - Unique to this archive
Rated R | 20K | Category SH | October 96
Mulder visits Scully following her recovery from cancer, but the author's evil twin won't let the author finish the story. The joys of writing fanfic on a day when you aren't supposed to.

Coming to Terms With It
Rated PG | 4K | Category SH | September 96
Not Coming To Terms With It
Rated PG | 2K | Category VH | September 96
A duet of X-Phile confessions. The joys of buying Just 17 and Playgirl. Innocent fun, short and embarrassing. Enjoyed by fellow sufferers.
(Both stories are now in the one file – x-sites)

The First Time - Unique to this archive
Rated PG | 12K | Category V | August 98
Written for some DD loving pals. A brief journey into S1 and S2. A confession, only other addicts will understand this one.

Inside the Clone factory - Unique to this archive
Rated PG | 12K | Category V | August 98
Written for some DD loving pals. Fanfic writers demand a lot from their Mulders, how technology might be employed to assist their endeavours. A confession, only other addicts will understand this one.

Moving In
Rated PG | 17K | Category SH | February 96
Mulder stays at Scully's while his apartment is being decorated Innocent UST.

Pass by a Mirror
Rated R | 26k | Category SRA | August 1999
It's a mirror image to a story called "Pass You By" by Lydia Bower. A story of UST but is the U for unresolved or for unrequited?

This one lived in the cobwebs on my PC for a long time and was only posted to one list. Dark and angsty (in keeping with Lydia's original. A story of UST but is the U for unrequited?

Planned Vacation
Rated R | 20K | Category SH | October 96
Scully's vacation plans get canceled, then hastily rearranged. Innocent UST. Some of my regular readers wonder who really wrote it!

Reality Bites - Unique to this archive
Rated PG | 20K | Category SH | June 97
A "real" manager gets to review Mulder and Scully. Written at the end of S4. Joann's management summary of the first four seasons of the X-Files.

Twelve Days of X-Fic - Unique to this archive
Rated R | 63K | Category XSH | December 2002
A Christmas game of a fic inspired by the various myths and clichés that abound in X-File land. Includes some of the clichés I use, some things that weren't clichés once, and some clichés that I would never be caught using. Oh, I guess that's a lie as they're in here - how confusing.

Twin Peeks - Unique to this archive
Rated PG | 20K | Category SH | July 98
Mulder wakes up to find himself in bed with Scully, the author's evil twin intervenes and the whole thing gets pretty messy. Hiatus fanfic written while the author was confused!

Unusually Suspect - Unique to this archive
Rated PG | 15K | Category SH | November 97
Once upon a time there was an episode called Unusual Suspects. An episode that in some fans minds is still better known for the glint of FM's finger. This follows… I am not ashamed of the erotic Steak and Kidney Pudding eating sequence in this. Not at all. No way.